Olympics Visitors Being Fed Animal Penises

According to sources at Digital Journal, Olympics visitors are being offered a selection of penis cuisine, severed penises from seal, ox, sheep, deer, lobster with donkey penis, horse penis and testicles with chili dip at designated Olympic hotel eateries.

Reporter Garry Linnell surveys the offerings at Guolizhuang (photos),
a Beijing restaurant specializing in animal penises and testicles.

Court Grants Injunction to Stop Woman from Cutting Off Man’s Penis

Tony Goodchild was granted a domestic violence order against his former girlfriend, who was trying to hunt him down to cut his penis off.

The frightened man, Tony Goodchild, outside court.

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College Professor Drops Pants During Heated Debate

A bare-footed, long-bearded hippy-type professor from Fort Hays State University (here’s his profile page) DROPS HIS PANTS and uses PROFANITY to make some kind of point to his University of Pittsburgh rival during a national tournament in Kansas this week.  The Washington Post is investigating this vile incident.  Warning: Profanity!

This is what tens of thousands of dollars in college tuition buys!

Fat Wonder Woman Blog

Someone possessed by the notion of fat Wonder Woman at Fat Wonderwoman Blog.  (Safe for work!)

CARCASS OF BIGFOOT FOUND TO BE RUBBER GORILLA SUIT!

Researchers say that the Bigfoot carcass encased in a block of ice, which was handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two POLICE OFFICERS who claimed to have found it, was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit.  The two former police officers will likely be charged with FRAUD over the hoax.  Boycott these scumbags’ phony baloney website, Big Foot Tracker.  The crooks’ names are Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
ARREST THEM, ARREST THEM!

AS CRIMINALS ALWAYS DO, THE TWO CROOKS THEN DISAPPEAR AFTER THEY ADMIT FRAUD!

“Both Matthew Whitton and Ricky Dyer admitted it was a costume. They reportedly agreed to sign a promissory note and admission of what they had done, and set a meeting in their hotel room in California for 8AM on August 17th, 2008.  At that time I drew up the documents for Mr. Biscardi. On August 17th, 2008 Tom Biscardi went to the hotel where Dyer and Whitton were staying and found that they had left. At this time action is being instigated against the perpetrators of this fraud. Tom Biscardi asked us to contact you, the press, and share all that we have discovered.  The motives behind this fraud are still unknown at this time. It is still unclear why Whitton who, being a police officer for the Clayton County Police Department in Georgia got up before the world and lied and was complicit in a scheme to defraud in a felonious manner.  At this time the victim of this series of deceptions, Searching for Big Foot, Inc. is seeking justice for themselves and for all the people who were deceived by this deception. Due to this event peoples lives have been disrupted and many people, so wanting vindication about there prior experiences were hurt. Let us all try to be mindful of such.” Found at Searching for Big Foot.

This news video details the sham!

Legacy of Nasty “White Trash” Renters

One of the many video submissions at the Rotten Neighbor Video Contest.  A neighbor shoots video of a home that was occupied by white trash who were unceremoniously evicted for a slew of offenses (see the location map of the home here).  There are two more videos of this person’s white trash neighbor dilemma posted on their YouTube page, showcasing truck loads of trash left outside the place by the filthy renters.  But the highlight of the video comes at the end with the discovery of a tied off condom filled with an unknown fluid found lying on the kitchen table:

Chinese Restaurant Puts Fish in Men’s Urinal Trough

“Guests seemed surprised to find fish swimming in the urinal trough which has sign saying “Please urinate here” above it.”